Random Quote of the day

[Antigoth]

Right hand side of the page "Words of Wisdom"

I stumble across stuff, it gets added.
This is where you can recommend quotes to be added.

Some ground rules:

• Posting the lyrics to an entire song, or an entire poem, is not a quote. doing so will result in the deletion of the post, and will accrue negative cowbell. (and my ire)
• These are suggestions, I reserve the right to not add them.
• I have no idea how long it will be until the next time I update the quotes.

[Queensryche]

Some suggestions:

"May The Lord hold you in the palm of His hand, and may He never get so cross as to clench his fist." - Old Irish blessing

"No, Sauron can't make his will known all that well. He's a lidless eye. He can't speak because he has no mouth. He can't use telepathy because he has no brain. He can't even blink Morse Code." - John "dilbert505" Rebstock

"There's a reason 'oppose' rhymes with 'dispose'! If they get in your way, kill them!" - Kefka Palazzo, Final Fantasy VI

"If you're good at something, you never do it for free." - The Joker, The Dark Knight

[Homeless]

The Emperor asked Master Gudo, "What happens to a man of enlightenment after death?"
"How should I know?" replied Gudo.
"Because you are a master," answered the Emperor.
"Yes sir," said Gudo, "but not a dead one."


I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.


hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?

♫i don't know what caesar thought when he got to the ides of march. i don't know what houdini bought when he went to the store, but i sure do miss the 80's.♫

dusty used to ask me "king, do you think these polka dots make me look fat?" and i'd say "no dusty, i think the fat makes you look fat."- jerry lawler

"i'm not superstitious because i know it's unlucky."- jerry lawler

"a little sex on tv never hurt anyone, unless of course, you fall off."- jerry lawler

"i can't jump high, so i jump from high places."- mick foley

"you remember hirojima!? remember when pearl harbor bombed the germans!? oooohh, it's d-day all over again!!"- PROFESSOR scott steiner

"i have obtained the goals that many men only lay in bed and dream about night after night. i have wined and dined with kings and queens, and i've slept in alleys and dined on pork and beans."- dusty rhodes

"i am the man of the hour, the man with the power! i am the hitmaker, the record breaker! i got style and grace, and a lovely speech! i'll make your back crack! your liver quiver! if you don't dig this mess, you're at the wrong address! and superstar, while you and the rest are in the back, laughing and jokin', the dream's out front, woo! cooking and smokin'!"- dusty rhodes

[Rein]

How do you get to see the full list of quotes?  I think I stumbled across that once, not sure though.  I'd love to kill some time reading through them

[Queensryche]

"If you agree with me on nine out of twelve issues, vote for me. If you agree with me on twelve out of twelve issues, see a psychiatrist." - NYC Mayor Ed Koch

"I believe that people have a right to decide their own destinies; people own themselves. I also believe that, in a democracy, government exists because (and only so long as) individual citizens give it a temporary license to exist, in exchange for a promise that it will behave itself. In a democracy, you own the government. It doesn't own you." - Frank Zappa

"It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness." - Lenny Bruce

[Commissioner D2]

"Never pet a flaming dog."  - D2

[MediumSexy]

"Don't try and understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other"

"Never judge a book by its movie."

[CreedP]

I came across this yesterday, it's a good fit IMO:

Hanlon's Razor – "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."

CREED

[Antigoth]

That is so getting added the next time I do an update.

[Steve Resk]

In order to succeed, make less excuses and more mistakes.
Some Random Guy

[MrPeoplesTeam]

"When you look good, you feel good. When you feel good, you  are good"

-John P

[Buddha Dudley]

“If you look good, you feel good.  If you feel good, you play good.  If you play good, they pay good.”
- Deion Sanders

Fixed that for ya John...