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Raw Deal God Of War
« on: October 09, 2007, 01:08:25 AM »
I want to make a God Of War deck for Raw Deal

Criteria:
Bald
Tattoos (pref red)
Violent
blades
chains
foreign objects
Goatee
Wears a skirt

The one that fulfils most of the criteria will be in the considered list for my latest fun deck
Help pls.
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Re: Raw Deal God Of War
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2007, 02:26:02 AM »
Of course the baddest Badass in the WWE, STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN! He's bald and violent and that's the Bottomline cos Stone Cold said so!

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Re: Raw Deal God Of War
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2007, 02:51:38 AM »
Sounds ok.

Too bad Stone cold is too small sized for Kratos

Lets see, I'll need

Steel Chain Shot
Kendo Stick (for the blades)
a series of grapples/ throws with violent names
a series of FO with violent names

I'll go find out what
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Re: Raw Deal God Of War
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2007, 03:21:45 AM »
Sounds ok.

Too bad Stone cold is too small sized for Kratos

Lets see, I'll need

Steel Chain Shot
Kendo Stick (for the blades)
a series of grapples/ throws with violent names
a series of FO with violent names

I'll go find out what

Skirt - Piper eeeek
Goatee - Snitsky
SCS + Kendo - No one uses both together right? o.0

Other than those listed Goldberg fits the Bill, with foreign object being a Steel Chair.
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Re: Raw Deal God Of War
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2007, 05:48:22 AM »
perhaps Bill Goldberg with Busted Wide Opens for blood?

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Re: Raw Deal God Of War
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2007, 06:11:45 AM »
The Rock is bald in some versions, has tattoos, a Goat, and wears a shirt occasionally. Otherwise, I say go with Molly Holly.
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Re: Raw Deal God Of War
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2007, 06:17:30 AM »
Hey, Goldberg sounds great too.

He's bald, he got the size and some hair on his chin.

He will do nicely.

Molly Holly just won't make it. Kratos is Badass.

God oF War candidates:
Stone Cold
Goldberg
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Re: Raw Deal God Of War
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2007, 06:26:44 AM »
Hey, Goldberg sounds great too.

He's bald, he got the size and some hair on his chin.

He will do nicely.

Molly Holly just won't make it. Kratos is Badass.

God oF War candidates:
Stone Cold
Goldberg

Goldberg is the only candidate that can make it with Kratos's make-up. Austin's beer belly just doesn't fits the image. >.< How bout the Boogeyman? You know Kratos might eat earthworms when he's hungry during loading time. =x
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Re: Raw Deal God Of War
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2007, 06:43:42 AM »
What's with this God of War deck idea?

Anyway, Goldberg do looked like Kratos come to think of that. Kratos is ruthless and aggressive, somewhat same as Goldberg. Perhaps Goldberg should wield a blade of what, which will make him more Kratos.

Anyway, Kratos do have a flail-like weapon. Steel chain shot fits.
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Re: Raw Deal God Of War
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2007, 06:52:40 AM »
PIPER he fits in well other than bald but you have to agree that everyone was once bald
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Re: Raw Deal God Of War
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2007, 06:55:40 AM »
PIPER he fits in well other than bald but you have to agree that everyone was once bald

Hmmm but Piper is not BIG enough and ruthless enough. He can only thrash talk. He shouldn't be good enough to be God of War.
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Re: Raw Deal God Of War
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2007, 06:59:17 AM »
PIPER he fits in well other than bald but you have to agree that everyone was once bald

Hmmm but Piper is not BIG enough and ruthless enough. He can only thrash talk. He shouldn't be good enough to be God of War.

Aside from not being Bald, I think Raven is your best bet.
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Re: Raw Deal God Of War
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2007, 06:59:43 AM »
PIPER he fits in well other than bald but you have to agree that everyone was once bald

Hmmm but Piper is not BIG enough and ruthless enough. He can only thrash talk. He shouldn't be good enough to be God of War.

Hmm myabe a small scale god of war like superman!
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Re: Raw Deal God Of War
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2007, 07:08:33 AM »
Honestly, if you want to make a God of War deck, your best bet is Goldberg and a marker. (that'll do for the skirt and red facial tattoo.)
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Re: Raw Deal God Of War
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2007, 07:14:37 AM »
Marker will perhaps spoil the card. I would place my bet on Goldberg and some stickers instead.
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Re: Raw Deal God Of War
« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2007, 07:20:27 AM »
I'm not really sure if soaking a Raw Deal card in pig urine could actually spoil them any worse the "he who shall be referred to neither by his girth or his evil" could.

I say Bill in a skirt is cool.

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Re: Raw Deal God Of War
« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2007, 07:22:12 AM »
My bet on bald fella. KURT ANGLE!!!!

why? he is the best with foreign objects already! face and heel foreign objects. Kitchen sink anyone? his upper cut is sick. and since there are corner cards. u always have HHH on your side with his hammer downs and sledge hammers. load up with foreign objects for your pickings..

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Re: Raw Deal God Of War
« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2007, 07:26:50 AM »
If you sickos want Goldberg in a skirt just put his superstar in a protector and use your marker ON that protector. >.< And Kratos ain't someone with a thousand arms, so additional foreign objects ain't needed. Too much objects stuff in just gonna make him a Doremon with his pocket.
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Re: Raw Deal God Of War
« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2007, 07:48:36 AM »
raven works well with FOs and has plenty of tattoos and was bald not to long ago !
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Re: Raw Deal God Of War
« Reply #19 on: October 09, 2007, 07:56:39 AM »
wow, you guys are so totally missing the obvious here: bald badass who like foreign objects, especially chains? KANE. just add tats, goatee, and skirt. and use revo or survivor series pics. for face card.
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Re: Raw Deal God Of War
« Reply #20 on: October 09, 2007, 08:40:32 AM »
Perfect! How the hell did I miss Kane!
Bald - Check
Tattoos (pref red) - Don't know if he has one but he loves red!
Violent - Check
Blades - Did he use any bladed weapons in See No Evil?
Chains - Check
Foreign objects - Check
Goatee - Nope
Wears a skirt - Come on which man wears skirts nowadays? Unless you're Irish or Malay

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Re: Raw Deal God Of War
« Reply #21 on: October 09, 2007, 08:46:26 AM »
Perfect! How the hell did I miss Kane!
Bald - Check
Tattoos (pref red) - Don't know if he has one but he loves red!
Violent - Check
Blades - Did he use any bladed weapons in See No Evil?
Chains - Check
Foreign objects - Check
Goatee - Nope
Wears a skirt - Come on which man wears skirts nowadays? Unless you're Irish or Malay


6 Pac - Nope
"Beer" Belly - Check =x

But it's close enough to match a gaming character. Good one for ej_lucia to point it out.
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Re: Raw Deal God Of War
« Reply #22 on: October 09, 2007, 06:23:11 PM »
Kane= slow
You just can't imagine Kane doing the rolls and flips Kratos does.

Yeah, after considering it:

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