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HotD: Lord Buckethead
« on: June 09, 2017, 05:54:44 PM »
So the UK had a general election recently. And of all the candidates available, one of them had perhaps the most clear and forward-thinking manifesto of them all.

Meet Lord Buckethead, the candidate for Maidenhead (UK PM Theresa May's seat).

Lord Buckethead is the candidate the world needs. Not the one it deserves. The one that shows us that in the end, politics is a circus, and Lord Buckethead is the only one honest enough to admit openly that it's a circus.
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