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Complete list of Quotes of the day
« on: October 23, 2012, 10:44:15 AM »
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Get even - live long enough to be a problem to your kids.
Slow is when someone laps you in the hundred yard dash.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Lord, if you won't make me skinny, please make all my friends fat.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
It's not me who can't keep a secret, it's the people I tell that can't.
A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.
Modesty is a virtue of fools.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
My parents stayed together for forty years, but that was out of spite.
It's hard to face the problem, when the problem is your face.
I fear my inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Build a man  fire and he's warm for a day, set a man on fire he will be warm the rest of his life.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Anything is possible... apart from skiing through a revolving door.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.
A drop of ink may make a million think.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Exercise is such a bad word, that, whenever I say it, I immediately wash my mouth with chocolate!
People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
You have the right to your opinions, I just don't want to hear them.
Save the horses, ride a cowboy.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Beware the trojan horse of family values - Jello Biafra
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ON HUMILITY: to err is human. To moo, bovine.
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner
ABROAD, adj. At war with savages and idiots. To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable; to be an American abroad is to make others miserable. - Ambrose Bierce : The Enlarged Devil's Dictionary
Even when violence is not the answer it certainly puts the question in a way that is difficult to ignore. -  Simon Carr
Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family... - Berke Breathed : Bloom Country Babylon
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.-Will Rogers.
Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
If our television signals go out into space and get picked up by some big powerful aliens, the Backstreet Boys are likely to get us all killed.
Remember, there's no "I" in "TEAM" -- but there *is* an "EAT ME" if you're willing to use the "E" twice.
When is McDonald's going to realize they'd get *much* bigger sales with, "Do you want porn with that?" -Dakota Shepard
Thankfully, Darth Vader never thought of using the lesser-known "Jedi colon trick." -Eric Klinkowski
If angels existed, they'd probably be considered big game. -Don Swain
I'd have to admit I'd enjoy watching Sesame Street if it was a lot more violent.  I mean, who wouldn't want to buy a "Sickle-Me Elmo" doll?
Thing to remember as a manager:<BR> 1) You can only do what you can do. <BR> 2) Let it go <BR> 3) How do we do it better next time
There are extraordinary men and women and extraordinary moments when history leaps forward on the backs of these individuals. That what can be imagined can be achieved. That you must dare to dream, but that there's no substitute for perseverance and hard work and teamwork because no one gets there alone. –Chris Carter
"Nature herself has imprinted on the minds of all the idea of God." - Cicero
"A multitude of rulers is not a good thing. Let there be one ruler, one king." - Herodotus
"To bring about the rule of righteousness in the land, so that the strong should not harm the weak." - Hammurabi's Code; Prologue
"People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but the conversation ends in a conspiracy against the public." - Adam Smith
"The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy" - Unknown
"A man does not have himself killed for a half-pence a day or for a petty distinction. You must speak to the soul in order to electrify him." - Napoleon Bonaparte
"Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win." - Sun-Tzu
"No freeman shall be taken, imprisoned, or in any other way destroyed, except by the lawful judgment of his peers." - The Magna Carta
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both." - Benjamin Franklin
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried." - Winston Churchill
"Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility." - Ambrose Bierce
"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." - Dom Helder Camara
"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about." - Oscar Wilde
"We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children" - Native American Song
"You can't direct the wind, but you can adjust your sails." - Unknown
"True glory consists in doing what deserves to be written; in writing what deserves to be read." - Pliny the Elder
"If in other sciences we should arrive at certainty without doubt and truth without error, it behooves us to place the foundations of knowledge in mathematics." - Roger Bacon
"Words have the power to both destroy and heal. When words are both true and kind, they can change our world." - The Buddha
"Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it." - Publius Syrus
"I have gained this by philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law." - Aristotle
"Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies." - Thomas Jefferson
"There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." - Ali ibn Abi-Talib
"What gunpowder did for war, the printing press has done for the mind." - Wendell Phillips
"Compound interest is the most powerful force in the universe." - Albert Einstein
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo Galilei
"It is not the strongest of the species that survive, but the one most responsive to change." - Charles Darwin
"We will make electricity so cheap that only the rich will burn candles." - Thomas Edison
"Soon it will be a sin for parents to have a child which carries the heavy burden of genetic disease." - Bob Edwards
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur C. Clarke
"If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both." - Native American Saying
"The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones." - Confucius
"Do not throw the arrow which will return against you." - Kurdish Proverb
"It is from their foes, not their friends, that cities learn the lesson of building high walls." - Aristophanes
"You should hammer your iron when it is glowing hot." - Publius Syrus
"And them that take the sword shall perish by the sword." - The Bible, Matthew
"The wisest men follow their own direction." - Euripides
"A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint-Exupry
"One doesn't discover new lands without losing sight of the shore." - Andre Gide
"You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word." - Al Capone
"Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun." - Mao Zedong
"You would make a ship sail against the winds and currents by lighting a bon-fire under her deck? I have no time for such nonsense." - Napoleon, on Robert Fulton's Steamship
"Artillery adds dignity to what would otherwise be a vulgar brawl." - Frederick the Great
"People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black." - Henry Ford
"There is one rule for the industrialist and that is: Make the best quality of goods possible at the lowest cost possible, paying the highest wages possible." - Henry Ford
"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window." - Steve Wozniak
"The Earth is the cradle of the mind, but one cannot eternally live in a cradle." - Konstantin E. Tsiolkovsky
"The real problem is not whether machines think, but whether men do." - B.F. Skinner
"Wise man say forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza." Michelangelo TMNT Movie (1990)
To ERR is human, to ARR is pirate.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
"Kick him when he's down. He's easier to reach." - Scott Hall
"Beware of all enterprises which require new clothes." - Thoreau
"Living creatively is really important to maintain throughout your life. And living creatively doesn’t mean only artistic creativity, although that’s part of it. It means being yourself, not just complying with the wishes of other people." - Matt Groening
"Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Albert Einstein
"Thunder rolled. It rolled a six." - Terry Pratchett
"My dad has a weird hobby. He collects empty bottles, which sounds so much better than 'alcoholic,' doesn't it?" - Stewart Francis
"To call me an Englishman without those rights is like calling an ox a bull. He's thankful for the honor, but he'd much rather have restored what's rightfully his.""When did you first notice they were missing, sir?" - Benjamin Franklin and John Dickinson, 1776
A clean house is the sign of a wasted life
Don't dwell on what went wrong. Focus on what to do next. - BK
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you imagined. ~ Henry David Thoreau
My generation, the old generation, promoted the nuclear plants. If we don't take responsibility, who will? -Kazuko Sasaki
“Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right In the face of adversity. Twilight is about how Important it is to have a boyfriend.” - Stephen King
Sometimes life is less about the "Why" and more about the "How"
I am Just A Man, May Not Change The World , But Let Me Inspire Someone Who Can ~ Wale Victor Flaring
Old Egyptian Blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the Empty places you must walk
"It isn't the rebels who cause the troubles of the world, it's the troubles that cause the rebels." -Carl Oglesby
Change is a guarantee. How you deal with change will define you. - Joey Elliot
Doubt is an Infection - CM Punk
Remember... Real Life can pack as many copies of Real Life Interferes as it wants. - Creed