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The numbers in brackets located to the right of all lines of text indicate how many wrestlers are in the ring after the line of text has resolved.

Now let us all find out who drew number 1!

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Jinder Mahal (Drywall) enters #1 (1)

And introducing the man that drew number 2!

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Big E (Ekhari) enters #2 (2)

DING DING DING
ROUND 1
Mahal rushes Big E and takes him down with a big clothesline (2)
Mahal pick up Big E, Big E locks in a bear hug (2)
ROUND 2
Mahal breaks the bear hug with an eye rake (2)
Both men stumble away from each other, E-Train on Mahal (2)
ROUND 3
Mahal gets out of the ring between the second and top rope, Mahal is on the apron (2)
Big E walks into a big right hand from Mahal, Mahal grabs Big E in a snapmare and takes him over the tope (2)
Big E is eliminated by Mahal (1)
Mahal gets back in the ring a gets a breather (removes 1 hit from himself) (1)
ROUND 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUPKWa-4Ius

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Kenny Omega (Buddha Dudley) enters #3 (2)
(Jim Ross: What?! Jerry Lawler: Wow JR! This guy is huge in Japan. I can't believe he's in the Royal Rumble! Jim Ross: Kenny Omega is one of the biggest names in wrestling today! Oh my god! Jerry Lawler: He just went to war with Jericho. Is Jericho in the Rumble?! Jim Ross: Not that I know of. This is going to be damn interesting!)
Omega quickly overpowers Mahal and spikes him with a double underhook piledriver (2)
Mahal is dead weight (2)
ROUND 5
Jax enters #4 (3)
(Jim Ross: We have our first woman in the 2018 Royal Rumble. Jerry Lawler: Nia has to take on Kenny Omega JR!)
Omega walks towards Jax, pop-up samoan drop on Omega (3)
Jax smirks at a prone Omega, EXCLAMATION POINT! crushes Omega (Queenmaker hits for 5!) (3)
Omega makes a weak recovery (3)
Mahal and Omega stagger to their feet as Jax backs off (3)
Mahal staggers to the ropes, Omega wobbles towards him, a sudden V-TRIGGER smashes Mahal (3)
Mahal is eliminated by Omega (2)
ROUND 6
Jax jumps on Omega and hammers him into a corner (Queenmaker hits for 3!) (2)
Omega ties up Jax, RAIN TRIGGER on Jax (2)
ROUND 7
Rusev enters #5 (3)
Rusev beats on Jax (3)
Jax and Omega work over Rusev (3)
Omega is a CARDIO KING (3)
Omega can't lift Jax over the top (3)
ROUND 8
Rusev makes a big recovery while he wails on Jax (3)
Jax and Omega double team Rusev, Jax recovers (3)
V-TRIGGER on Rusev (3)
Rusev saves himself from Omega (3)
ROUND 9
Omega fully recovers! (3)
Rusev nails Jax with a forearm (3)
ROUND 10
Asuka enters #6 (4)
Asuka stands in a corner away from the action (4)
Omega goes for Asuka, Jax blindsides Omega with a huge clothesline that takes Omega over the top (4)
In the HEAT OF THE RUMBLE Omega gets caught up in the ropes and simply falls back into the ring (4)
Rusev lays into Asuka (4)
ROUND 11
Omega dropkicks Asuka (4)
Asuka is eliminated by Omega (3)
(Jerry Lawler: Oh man JR. Omega nailed Asuka. I think she's hurt. Jim Ross: That's what worried me King. That is our first female casualty. It won't be our last.)
Jax moves to a corner and looks down at Asuka (3)
Rusev goes at it with Omega (3)
ROUND 12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2VOpRHLUi0

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Ronda Rousey (dilbert505) w/QUEENMAKER enters #7 (4)
(Jerry Lawler: No way! No way! Jim Ross: One of the baddest women on the planet is about to enter the Royal Rumble!)
Rousey sizes up Jax and Omega, Rousey starts to punch away at Omega (Queenmaker hits for 1) (4)
Omega gives it back to Rousey (4)
Rusev can't move Jax (4)
ROUND 13
Samir enters #8 (5)
Rousey beats up Samir (Queenmaker hits for 3) (5)
Jax makes a big recovery (5)
Omega is fully recovered again! (5)
ROUND 14
Tamina enters #9 (6)
Rousey roundhouse kicks Samir (6)
Samir is eliminated by Rousey (5)
MACHKA KICK on Jax (5)
Jax is eliminated by Rusev (4)
(Jerry Lawler: Oh no. Nia was looking pretty good in there JR. Jim Ross: She has nothing to be ashamed of. The luck of the draw definitely got to her.)
ROUND 15
Bálor enters #10 (5)
Bálor and Tamina wallop Omega (5)
ROUND 16
Omega saves himself from Bálor+Tamina, Omega is READY TO RUMBLE (RTR does not respawn) (5)
Rousey hooks Rusev and starts delivering knee strikes, Rusev is dazed, Rousey pushes Rusev against the ropes and runs at him with a forearm shot (5)
Rusev is eliminated by Rousey (4)
(Jim Ross: A big elimination for Rowdy Ronda Rousey! Jerry Lawler: It wasn't Rusev's day I guess!)
ROUND 17
A groggy Rusev gets up on the apron and tries to get back in the ring, the refs try and stop him (4)
Rousey hip tosses Tamina towards the ropes just as Rusev pulls down on the top rope (4)
Tamina sails over the top (4)
Tamina is eliminated by Rousey (special assist to Rusev) (3)
ROUND 18
Omega beats on Bálor and makes a huge recovery (3)
Rousey interjects herself and gets worked over by Bálor and Omega (3)
Rousey grabs Bálor in a standing ARMBAR (3)
Bálor in agony makes his way to the ropes, he tries to break the hold, Bálor loops his free arm over the top rope, Rousey suddenly releases the hold and grabs Bálor by the legs and tries to flip him out (3)
Bálor is eliminated by Rousey (2)
Omega and Rousey star each other down from across the ring (2)
Jerry Lawler: This is great JR! What a showdown! Jim Ross: This has been awesome King! I feel for number eleven.)
ROUND 19
Omega (start) and Rousey (end) switch ring positions (due to snake eyes, Rousey is now at start) (2)
Rousey recovers, standing ARMBAR on Omega (2)
Omega recovers, Omega counters and lifts Rousey up on his shoulders, ONE-WINGED ANGEL crushes Rousey into the mat (2)
ROUND 20
Omega and Rousey are both down (2)
Rousey slowly gets up and crawls to a corner (2)
Omega gets up to a knee (2)
ROUND 21
Reigns enters #11 (3)
Reigns unloads on Rousey and Omega (3)
Rousey recovers and catches Omega in a standing headlock (3)
Omega saves himself from Rousey (3)
Rousey climbs onto the second turnbuckle and comes off on Omega with an axehandle, Omega counters with a dropkick to Rousey's chin (3)
ROUND 22
HHH enters #12 (4)
HHH scores a leaping knee into Omega's face (4)
Reigns takes up a defensive position in a corner (4)
Rousey and Omega work over HHH, Omega whips HHH into Rousey, she hooks HHH and delivers a PEDIGREE (4)
Rousey and Omega pick up HHH and throw him over the top (4)
HHH saves himself from Rousey+Omega, HHH is RUMBLE ROYALTY (4)
Omega spins Rousey around, she spins around with a roundhouse kick, Omega ducks it, V-TRIGGER nails Rousey (4)
ROUND 23
An enraged HHH gets up and goes to town, everyone in the ring takes a beating (4)
HHH and Rousey double clothesline each other, HHH remains standing and runs Rousey towards the ropes (4)
Rousey is eliminated by HHH (3)
(Jim Ross: And The Game eliminates Ronda Rousey! Jerry Lawler: Somewhere Stephanie McMahon is smiling. I was hoping she would stay in there JR. I wanted to see her face off against Brock Lesnar or team up with him. Jim Ross: That was easily the most impressive showing to date in the Royal Rumble by a woman.)
Omega saves himself from Reigns (3)
ROUND 24
Lesnar enters #13 (4)
Lesnar whips Omega into the ropes and follows up with a clothesline (4)
Omega saves himself from Lesnar, Omega is RUMBLE ROYALTY (4)
ROUND 25
English enters #14 (5)
DIRECTOR'S CUT on Omega, English tries to get Omega out (5)
Omega is eliminated by English (4)
(Jim Ross: Buddha Dudley has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble by Dizzy. Jerry Lawler: Look at Aiden English celebrate. Jim Ross: Well Omega was really worn down. He went through a war in there. Jerry Lawler: Yeah, but English was still the one that got him. I would celebrate. The Cleaner has been cleaned out.)
ROUND 26
F-5!!! (4)
Reigns is eliminated by Lesnar (3)
HHH goes to a neutral corner (3)
ROUND 27
Styles enters #15 (4)
It's a free for all in the ring (4)
ROUND 28
Natalya enters #16 (5)
Natalya and Styles go after HHH but cannot get on the same page offensively (5)
ROUND 29
Bayley enters #17 (6)
HHH is able to work his way out of the middle of the ring to a free corner (6)
ROUND 30
Angle enters #18 (7)
Angle goes right after HHH (7)
ROUND 31
Kingston enters #19 [8]
Kingston immediately takes up cover in an empty corner [8]
HHH recovers and chops away at Bayley and Natalya [8]
PELÉ KICK on English [8]
English is eliminated by Styles (7)
(Jim Ross: Dizzy has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble by ins9145. Jerry Lawler: There was a lot of English on that kick.)
ROUND 32
Nakamura enters #20 [8]
Bayley and Styles unleash an impressive offense against Lesnar [8]
Natalya and Angle get HHH up in a double suplex [8]
HHH is eliminated by Natalya+Angle (7)
(Jim Ross: skudz has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble by Greatjawa+ins9145. Jerry Lawler: Oh no! That won't make Stephanie smile!)
F-5 on Styles (7)
ROUND 33
Zayn enters #21 [8]
Kingston attacks everyone in the ring except Styles and Lesnar [8]
Styles makes a minor recovery [8]
ROUND 34
Zayn (start) and Lesnar (end) switch ring postions (due to snake eyes, Lesnar is now at start) [8]
Lesner recovers [8]
Lesnar takes Kingston to suplex city [8]
Kingston is eliminated by Lesnar (7)
Natalya wrist locks Angle, Angle quickly counters it into a wrist lock of his own, Angle flings Natalya into the ropes (7)
Natalya has been eliminated by Angle (6)
Bayley and Styles gang up on Zayn (6)
Zayn is eliminated by Styles (5)
ROUND 35
Lesnar levels Angle (5)
Angle saves himself from Nakamura+Bayley, Angle is READY TO RUMBLE (RTR does not respawn) (5)
Bayley makes a huge recovery and lays into Styles (5)
ROUND 36
Bayley is assaulted by Styles and Angle (5)
Bayley is eliminated by Angle (4)
(Jim Ross: Mitch! has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble by ins9145. That was disgusting King. Jerry Lawler: I agree. Styles and Angle went too far in there.)
ROUND 37
Strowman enters #22 (5)
Strowman pounds on Nakamura (5)
Lesnar deals massive damage to Strowman (5)
Styles and Angle are dismantling Nakamura (5)
Angle goes in for the kill, Nakamura is against the ropes, Angle charges, Nakamura in desperation backdrops Angle (5)
Angle is eliminated by Nakamura (4)
ROUND 38
Roode enters #23 (5)
Roode and Nakamura take on Lesnar (5)
PELÉ KICK on Nakamura, in the HEAT OF THE RUMBLE Nakamura collapses into a corner near Roode (5)
ROUND 39
Roode recovers (5)
Lesnar saves himself from Roode+Nakamura (5)
Strowman and Styles trade shots (5)
ROUND 40
Rollins enters #24 (6)
Rollins hits a potshot on Roode (6)
ROUND 41
Orton enters #25 (7)
Orton strikes on Rollins (7)
ROUND 42
Owens enters #26 [8]
Rollins saves himself from Orton [8]
Nakamura and Roode go after Strowman, they have second thoughts and back off instead [8]
Styles is eliminated by Strowman (7)
(Jim Ross: ins9145 has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble by CreedP.)
Lesnar saves himself from Strowman (7)
Lesnar gets a short rest (7)
ROUND 43
Woods enters #27 [8]
RKO on Roode [8]
Roode is eliminated by Orton (7)
Nakamura saves himself from Strowman (7)
Rollins is a CARDIO KING (7)
ROUND 44
Sunil enters #28 [8]
Sunil hides in a corner [8]
Rollins makes it to a neutral corner [8]
Nakamura saves himself from Lesnar [8]
ROUND 45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAIb9-eEba4

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Daniel Bryan (WC Champ) enters #29 (9)
(Jim Ross: DANIEL BRYAN?! IT'S DANIEL BRYAN! Jerry Lawler: I'm speechless JR! Jim Ross: Is this actually happening?! Jerry Lawler: YES! YES! YES!)
Rollins Irish whips Bryan, Bryan reverses it and connects with KNEE PLUS (9)
ROUND 46
Banks enters #30 (10)
(Jim Ross: There are no more wrestlers to enter the Royal Rumble. The wrestlers left in the ring are: Sasha Banks (WC Champ), Daniel Bryan (WC Champ), Seth Rollins (Greatjawa), Sunil Singh (Drywall), Xavier Woods (Ekhari), Kevin Owens (BigPimpin), Randy Orton (Theren), Braun Strowman (CreedP), Brock Lesnar (dilbert505), and Shinsuke Nakamura (rated SRH). Jerry Lawler: The only way a woman can win this Royal Rumble now is if Sasha Banks takes it all.)
Rollins saves himself from Bryan (10)
Owens recovers (10)
Orton saves himself from Owens (10)
Lesnar saves himself from Strowman (10)
Nakamura moves towards Bryan (10)
ROUND 47
Sunil is eliminated by Banks (9)
(Jim Ross: Drywall has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble by WC Champ.)
Nakamura saves himself from Bryan+Banks, Nakamura is RUMBLE ROYALTY (9)
Rollins saves himself from Woods (9)
Orton saves himself from Strowman (9)
ROUND 48
Banks recovers and strikes Nakamura, Nakamura no sells her offense (9)
Rollins is eliminated by Owens [8]
(Jim Ross: Greatjawa has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble by BigPimpin.)
Orton slithers to a neutral corner [8]
ROUND 49
Bryan distracts Nakamura from Banks and both men lock up, Banks goes low and kicks Nakamura in the groin, Nakamura writhes in pain against the ropes, Banks upends him [8]
Nakamura is eliminated by Banks (7)
(Jim Ross: rated SRH has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble by WC Champ. Jerry Lawler: Yes yes low blow JR! Jim Ross: It's the little things in life right King. Jerry Lawler: Little things?)
Orton saves himself from Bryan (7)
Banks saves herself from Woods (7)
ROUND 50
Lesnar saves himself from Owens+Orton (7)
ROUND 51
Woods is eliminated by Bryan (6)
(Jim Ross: Ekhari has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble by WC Champ.)
Orton is eliminated by Owens (5)
(Jim Ross: Theren has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble by BigPimpin.)
Strowman recovers (5)
Banks moves behind Bryan into a corner (5)
Lesnar gets a rest (removes 1 hit) (5)
ROUND 52
Banks recovers and clocks Owens (5)
Strowman hits Lesnar with a RUNNING POWERSLAM, Strowman picks up Lesnar and tries to toss him out of the ring (5)
Lesnar is eliminated by Strowman (4)
(Jim Ross: dilbert505 has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble by CreedP. Jerry Lawler: Strowman is gonna win this!!! He’s my pick!)
ROUND 53
Owens saves himself from Banks+Bryan (4)
ROUND 54
Owens saves himself from Banks+Bryan, Owens is RUMBLE ROYALTY (4)
ROUND 55
Banks is eliminated by Owens (3)
(Jerry Lawler: Owens finally got Banks while Bryan was tied up with Strowman. Jim Ross: Her and Bryan made a great team in there while it lasted.)
Bryan sees the elimination of Banks and breaks away from Strowman and pummels Owens (3)
Strowman charges in with a big boot, Bryan moves out of the way, it connects with Owens (3)
Owens is eliminated by Strowman (2)
(Jim Ross: BigPimpin has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble by CreedP.)
ROUND 56
Bryan kicks at Strowman's legs (2)
Strowman takes a step and crumbles to one knee! (2)
ROUND 57
Bryan continues his YES! Kicks offense (2)
Strowman springs up and locks up with Bryan, Strowman easily overpowers Bryan (2)
ROUND 58
Strowman gets Bryan up in the powerslam position, Bryan slides out of Strowman's grasp, Strowman turns around and is greeted with a KNEE PLUS to the face (2)
Strowman swings and smacks Bryan with a huge forearm (2)
ROUND 59
Bryans steps back and keeps firing kicks at Strowman's legs (2)
Strowman snags Bryan in a chokehold (2)
ROUND 60
Strowman whips Bryan into the ropes, big clothesline is ducked by Bryan, Bryan rebounds and connects with KNEE PLUS (2)
Strowman staggers but he is able to grab Bryan in a chokehold and lifts Bryan up in the air, Strowman walks Bryan to the ropes and tries to dump him over (2)
Bryan saves himself from Strowman, Bryan is READY TO RUMBLE (RTR does not respawn) (2)
Both men are gasping for breath on the mat (2)
Strowman rests for a moment (removes 1 hit from himself)
ROUND 61
YES LOCK! (2)
Strowman makes a big recovery, he stands up with Bryan attached and drops back down on his back crushing Bryan (2)
Strowman tosses Bryan over the top, Bryan puts the brakes on (2)
Bryan saves himself from Strowman (2)
ROUND 62
Strowman slugs Bryan and tries to chuck him out again (2)
Bryan saves himself from Strowman (2)
Bryan escapes Strowman and connects with a dropkick from the second turnbuckle (2)
ROUND 63
Strowman is blown up (2)
Bryan will not stop, YES! Kicks (2)
ROUND 64
Strowman needs a second wind, he is a punching bag (2)
Bryan lands kick after kick (2)
ROUND 65
Strowman suddenly grabs Bryan's leg and powers Bryan up over his head, he launches Bryan out of the ring (2)
Bryan grabs the top rope, Bryan saves himself from Strowman, Bryan is RUMBLE ROYALTY (2)
Bryan is on the apron and Strowman is in the ring (2)
Strowman charges with a big boot, Bryan pulls down the top rope and catches Strowman with it as it snaps back up, Strowman has crotched himself on the tope rope, Bryan grabs the rope and shakes it up and down adding to Strowman's pain (2)
ROUND 66
Strowman tries to clothesline Bryan off the apron while still caught on the top rope, Bryan ducks it and gets back in the ring (2)
ROUND 67
Bryan tries to kick Strowman off the top rope, Strowman is able to get off the top rope and back into the ring (2)
Both men are at their max hits (6 and 12) (2)
Strowman is dazed, unable to launch any offense, Strowman goes down to a knee (2)
ROUND 68
Bryan measures Strowman for a huge YES! Kick (2)
In the HEAT OF THE RUMBLE Bryan makes a bad BOTCH in the ring as he rolls his ankle, he is down (2)
Strowman gets up and falls back into a corner but remains standing (removes 1 hit from himself) (2)
ROUND 69
Strowman regains his senses and picks up the possibly injured Bryan, Bryan pushes Strowman back into the ropes and tries to eliminate him (2)
Bryan cannot budge Strowman off the mat (2)
Strowman grabs Bryan and pitches him over the top (2)
Bryan saves himself from Strowman (2)
Bryan is on the apron (2)
ROUND 70
Strowman is out of breath (2)
Bryan bounds back in the ring and surprises Strowman from behind, Bryan gets Strowman to the ropes near a corner but still cannot budge him off the mat (2)
Both refs rush to the side where both superstars are battling (2)
ROUND 71
Strowman turns into Bryan and powers him up and out of the ring with a backdrop near the corner just as the refs are coming around it (2)
Bryan sails out of the ring and lands on both refs, the refs are out cold (2)
Strowman is celebrating in the ring, Bryan gets up and looks around, seeing both refs unconscious Bryan gets back in the ring and dropkicks Strowman in the back (2)
(Jerry Lawler: Is this over JR?! Or is this still going?! Jim Ross: I don't have a damn clue! That was some bad positioning by the ringside officials. I guess until the bell rings this is not over. Are we going to get new refs down here? I have never seen this before in the Royal Rumble. Both refs at ringside taken out at the same time!)
ROUND 72
Strowman falls forward into the ropes from the dropkick, Bryan still cannot lift Strowman (2)
Two new refs are running down to ringside (2)
Strowman bellows and lifts up Bryan in a triangle choke, Strowman locks it and keeps it on until Bryan is seemingly passed out (2)
Strowman drops Bryan over the top rope (2)


THE WINNER OF THE TCO ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH:
BRAUN STROWMAN (CreedP)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJGGXfcFKdw


Most Eliminations:
Rousey (4 - dilbert505), Strowman (4 - CreedP)
ALL TIME RECORD (30 man): Batista (9 - MrPeoplesTeam)

Most Player Eliminations:
CreedP (4)
ALL TIME RECORD (30 man): TimJR [8]

Most Saves:
Bryan (5 - WC Champ)
ALL TIME RECORD (30 man): Rock (10 - JDub), Punk (10 - Queensryche), Ryder (10 - Homeless)

Longest In the Rumble:
Strowman (36 consecutive rounds - CreedP)
ALL TIME RECORD (30 man): Luger (56 consecutive rounds - Phenominal1)

Rumble Length:
72 rounds
NEW RECORD (30 man): 2018 Royal Rumble (72 rounds)
ALL TIME RECORD (40 man): Royal Rumble REVENGE Match (73 rounds)


CONGRATULATIONS CreedP, you have FINALLY won the TCO Royal Rumble! And you did so in easily the longest closing 1-on-1 face off in TCO Rumble history.
The 2 out of 30 rule which I did not delve into previously. The final two wrestlers this year, one of them would have to be eliminated twice in order for there to be a winner. Even if this rule was not instituted, the end of this Rumble would have still gone on until round 71!!!
Last year HS12 Goldberg had that huge round where he removed all 12 hits from himself. During this Rumble Strowman came in at a nice late number, and he kept recovering. All the time! I didn’t mark all recoveries when 1 or 2 hits are removed, but Strowman had plenty.
If Strowman wasn't so on point, and if Owens could have been eliminated with Bryan and Sasha remaining at the end, there might have been a different outcome. Strowman was simply out of control with everything breaking his way. He didn't even use his READY TO RUMBLE or RUMBLE ROYALTY! Nonsense!
At the end he had a lot of whiffs against Bryan but then luck countered with that terrible Bryan BOTCH. Strowman (and CreedP) could not be beat this day.
All the big surprises also hit too. Omega, Rousey and Bryan. I enjoyed the Omega/Rousey face off.
I hope everyone enjoyed the TCO Royal Rumble!

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I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU HINDERED THE JINDER

Hey maybe the Singh's come in right away and dominate. Maybe we have a 3 on 3 right off with all of The New Day as well.

Good luck to all the TCO Royal Rumble participants.

FULL RESULTS WILL BE POSTED THIS SATURDAY AFTERNOON.

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Jim Ross: We are almost ready to Rumble.
Jerry Lawler: I'm ready to rumble with the women!
Jim Ross: Easy tiger. We don't need any lawsuits.
Jerry Lawler: How many women do we have in the Rumble? Mansplain it to me JR.
Jim Ross: Well, at least six women have entered that I know of. I think Nia Jax can hang in the Rumble. I am not so sure about the smaller lighter women. Women like Bayley and Sasha Banks. But you have to admire their courage to enter the Royal Rumble.
Jerry Lawler: I admire a lot about them. We usually speculate about the surprise entrants. I have heard some crazy rumors JR.
Jim Ross: I think we should take them with a grain of salt. But the surprises this year have the potential to be off the page.
Jerry Lawler: I can't believe that Kane is not in this. No Big Show, no Undertaker, no John Cena!
Jim Ross: That is shocking. That has to be a big relief to many entrants. I am getting the word that we are ready to start this thing.
Jerry Lawler: Right now?!
Jim Ross: Yes right now. Let's find out who got unlucky.


Now let us all find out who drew number 1!


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD_ZOH5yGOU


Now let us all find out who drew number 2!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHUHVICis3E
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/3vcAAOSwEeFVDF~u/s-l300.jpg


FULL RESULTS WILL BE POSTED THIS SATURDAY AFTERNOON.

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Sign up is closed for the 2018 TCO Royal Rumble.
Welcome to first time Rumble players: skudz, Greatjawa and Dizzy. Apologies to those shut out.
Drywall and rated SRH, you didn't edit your power-ups. But in the interest of fairness, I gave you what you wanted. Heat of The Rumble was allocated randomly.
Rumble pre-match teaser will be posted on Thursday 25th. Full show/results will be posted on the afternoon of Saturday 27th. Good luck to everyone.

Here is the line up for the TCO Royal Rumble!

CreedP
Braun Strowman - Ready To Rumble, Ring General, Rumble Royalty

rated SRH
Bobby Roode - Team Player
Shinskue Nakamura - Heat of The Rumble, Team Player, Rumble Royalty

Ekhari
Big E - Heat of The Rumble
Kofi Kingston - Heat of The Rumble
Xavier Woods - Heat of The Rumble

dilbert505
Brock Lesnar - Cardio King, Cornerman, Ring General
Surprise Entrant

skudz
Triple H - Cardio King, Cornerman, Ring General, Rumble Royalty

Mitch!
Asuka - Heat of The Rumble, Queenmaker, Team Player
Bayley - Heat of The Rumble, Queenmaker, Team Player
Nia Jax - Heat of The Rumble, Queenmaker, Team Player

Buddha Dudley
Surprise Entrant - Cardio King, Cornerman, Heat of The Rumble, Ready To Rumble, Rumble Royalty

Drywall
Jinder Mahal - Cardio King, Cornerman, Heat of The Rumble, Team Player
Samir Singh - Cornerman, 205, Team Player
Sunil Singh - Cornerman, 205, Team Player

ins9145
AJ Styles - Reroll Counter x2
Kurt Angle - Ready To Rumble

Greatjawa
Finn Bálor - Team Player
Natalya- Queenmaker, Team Player
Seth Rollins - Cardio King, Team Player

WC Champ
Sasha Banks - Cornerwoman
Surprise Entrant - Heat of The Rumble, Ready To Rumble, Rumble Royalty

Theren
Randy Orton - RKO (Queenmaker)
Roman Reigns - Ring General

Dizzy
Aiden English - Heat of The Rumble
Rusev - Heat of The Rumble
Tamina - Cardio Queen, Queenmaker

BigPimpin
Kevin Owens - Team Player, Rumble Royalty
Sami Zayn - Team Player

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5 wrestler spots left.

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ins9145 yes just edit your power-ups.


9 wrestler spots left.

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Drywall, you have 2 more PTS, 205 is only 2PTS.

ins9145, your Cornerman is illegal.

If I add Team Player (2 points) it applies to all of my wrestlers, correct? If so, I'll do that. Thanks for being patient with me Neil.

That is correct. No problem.

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Drywall, you have 2 more PTS, 205 is only 2PTS.

ins9145, your Cornerman is illegal.

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Sure just edit your power-ups.

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Shinskue 4pts
Rumble Royalty 4pts
Corner Man 1pt


Bobby Roode 3pts
Double Team 2pts
Corner Man 1pt

Your Cornerman power-ups are illegal.

How so

Neither man has the Cardio King or Ring General power-up.

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Shinskue 4pts
Rumble Royalty 4pts
Corner Man 1pt


Bobby Roode 3pts
Double Team 2pts
Corner Man 1pt

Your Cornerman power-ups are illegal.

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10 minute warning.

The roster will be posted in 10 minutes.

Good luck!

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Seems weird that the Women & Cruiserweights are being denied the bigger Power-Ups.  Not that it'll stop me from picking them.

They can get CORNERMAN straight up. Also there is 205 for Cruiserweights only and QUEENMAKER for Woman only.

Look forward to seeing players picks this year.

Sign up opens tomorrow Friday 19th, 11am est.

Good luck to all.

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I have changed the start date from the 18th to the 19th. So this Friday at 11am est.
I need the extra time.

Also posted right now is the 2018 list of power-ups. Check it out.

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In the heat of the Rumble. A king is born.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oB0selCguA

Roster will be posted 11am est on the 19th.

This marks the 30th anniversary of the Royal Rumble. As the WWE has an all female Royal Rumble this year, some women will be on the main roster and part of the surprise entrant pool this year. Will a woman be part of the final four this year? Will Nakamura finally claim a victory after being robbed the last 2 years? Will YOU be a king and add your name this year to the TCO ROYAL RUMBLE HALL OF FAME?

TCO ROYAL RUMBLE HALL OF FAME
2007 Online Royal Rumble Winner: BATISTA (BENDER)
2008 Online Royal Rumble Winner: THE BRITISH BULLDOG (thedemonkiller)
2009 Online Royal Rumble Winner: RANDY ORTON (Randy_Trash)
2010 Online MEGA Royal Rumble Winner: LEX LUGER (Phenominal1)
2011 Online Royal Rumble Winner: BIG SHOW (DogTheUnemployed)
2011 Online Royal Rumble Revenge Winner: RANDY ORTON (Anthony Lurty)
2012 Online Royal Rumble Winner: DANIEL BRYAN (Turd Ferguson)
2013 Online Royal Rumble Winner: RYBACK (Mitch!)
2014 Online Royal Rumble Winner: JOHN CENA (Suicidal_Sephiroth)
2015 Online Royal Rumble Winner: CESARO (WC Champ)
2016 Online Royal Rumble Winner: STARDUST (TimJR)
2017 Online Royal Rumble Winner: GOLDBERG (MrPeoplesTeam)


YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW OR DO ANYTHING TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS!!!! YOU the players just have to pick some wrestler names AND DO NOTHING BUT SIT BACK, while I play out the 12th Annual TCO ROYAL RUMBLE! Since you won't be controlling things this is where reading the Royal Rumble match posting becomes very exciting and fun.

Here is the link to the last Royal Rumble held on TCO back at the start of 2017:
http://teamcanadaonline.net///index.php/topic,17010.msg196299.html#msg196299

HOW TO SELECT YOUR WRESTLERS
PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING carefully, as it will explain the EASY wrestler selection process that you MUST ADHERE TO.
YOU MAY SPEND UP TO 15 POINTS. You MUST select 1-3 wrestlers. After you have selected your wrestlers, if you have any points left you may spend the remainder of your points on power-ups (power-ups are listed below the wrestler roster).
Sign up will be closed as soon as 30 WRESTLERS HAVE BEEN SELECTED BY ANY NUMBER OF PLAYERS. Any other players that end up trying to join in will unfortunately be cut off. DO NOT SELECT WRESTLERS THAT HAVE ALREADY BEEN SELECTED BY SOMEONE ELSE AND DO NOT SELECT A 31ST WRESTLER! It is your job to look over and correct your choices if need be otherwise I will, and you might not like it.


BRIEF GAME MECHANICS OVERVIEW (you don't need to know any of this, the link below leads to full Rumble mechanics)
http://www.teamcanadaonline.net/index.php/topic,967.0.html
Wrestlers will be posted with 2 numbers, #/#. The first # is their hand size (HS), and the second # is their superstar value (SV).
- The higher the HS the more damage a wrestler can take before having to make a save roll (failed save rolls result in elimination).
- A HS0-4 wrestler removes 1 hit from themsef at the end of each round and they have a slightly easier time at saving (see link above).
- A HS5 wrestler can reroll all their dice once each round.
- If a wrestlers HS is 8+, then they are a tank or are a very skilled athlete. These wrestlers have a small chance to avoid making a save roll (see link above).
- The higher a wrestlers SV is determines how easy it is for them to hit other wrestlers and avoid being hit by other wrestlers. The higher the better!
- Recoveries can happen (hits removed and/or reroll counters gained). Low SV wrestlers (and/or HS0-4 wrestlers) have a better chance at recovering.
- HS11+ wrestlers cannot reroll their RECOVERY ROLLS.
- HS0-1 wrestlers begin with 2 reroll counters. HS3, 6, and 9 wrestlers begin with 1 reroll counter.



TCO ROYAL RUMBLE ROSTER
You are allowed to spend UP TO 15 POINTS and you must select 1-3 wrestlers. Wrestlers with a legit injury, that make occasional appearances, and that have been inactive for 30+ days have been omitted from the roster. Or have they?

Frantic Finale + 2 out of 30
When 28 wrestlers have been eliminated, Frantic Finale and 2 out of 30 will kick in. This will make the final moments of this Rumble epic and it will help a lower SV wrestler that happens to make it to the final two. I won't say what 2 out of 30 does, I only plan to do 2 out of 30 as a one time thing.
Frantic Finale: If there is a lowest SV between the two remaining wrestlers, the lowest SV wrestler hits at 5+ for the remainder of the Royal Rumble!



1PT
-Akira Tozawa 5/1 (Cruiserweight)
-Ariya Daivari 7/1 (Cruiserweight)
-Bayley 6/2 (Woman) (if hit by a male, 1 extra hit is added to total hits)
-Curt Hawkins 5/1
-Drew Gulak 6/1 (Cruiserweight)
-Gran Metalik 4/1 (Cruiserweight)
-Mojo Rawley 6/1
-Mustafa Ali 7/1 (Cruiserweight)
-Natalya 7/2 (Woman) (if hit by a male, 1 extra hit is added to total hits)
-Sasha Banks 7/2 (Woman) (if hit by a male, 1 extra hit is added to total hits)
-Tony Nese 6/1 (Cruiserweight)
-Zack Ryder 5/1

2PTS
-Asuka 6/3 (Woman) (if hit by a male, 1 extra hit is added to total hits)
-Bo Dallas 2/2
-Cedric Alexander 6/2 (Cruiserweight)
-Curtis Axel 6/2
-Enzo Amore 5/2 (Cruiserweight)
-Gentleman Jack Gallagher 3/2 (Cruiserweight)
-Goldust 5/2
-Hideo Itami 7/2 (Cruiserweight)
-Kalisto 4/2 (Cruiserweight)
-Nia Jax 8/2 (Woman)
-Sin Cara 6/2 (Cruiserweight) (may reroll his attacks vs Cruiserweights, does not start with a reroll counter)
-Tamina 6/2 (Woman)
-Titus O'Neil 6/2
-TJ Perkins 5/2 (Cruiserweight)

3PTS
-Apollo Crews 7/3
-Baron Corbin 8/3
-Bobby Roode 6/3
-Charlotte Flair 4/4 (Woman) (if hit by a male, 1 extra hit is added to total hits)
-Elias 5/3
-Jason Jordan 6/3
-Shane McMahon 8/3
-Tye Dillinger 7/3

4PTS
-Big Show 9/4
-THE BLUDGEON BROTHERS (Harper 10/2, Rowan 10/2) (this counts as selecting 2 wrestlers)
-Bray Wyatt 9/4
-BREEZANGO (Fandango 6/2, Tyler Breeze 5/2) (this counts as selecting 2 wrestlers)
-Dolph Ziggler 6/4
-Finn Bálor 5/4
-HEATH SLATER & RHYNO (Heath Slater 5/2, Rhyno 7/2) (this counts as selecting 2 wrestlers)
-Kane 8/4
-Shinsuke Nakamura 8/4
-THE ASCENSION (Konnor 6/2, Viktor 6/2) (this counts as selecting 2 wrestlers)
-The Miz 7/4
-THE COLÓNS (Epico 5/2, Primo 5/2) (this counts as selecting 2 wrestlers)
-THE USOS (Jey Uso 7/2, Jimmy Uso 7/2) (this counts as selecting 2 wrestlers)
-Woken Matt Hardy 9/4

4PTS - SURPRISE ENTRANT 3 entrants selected
You may spend 4PTS to get 1 random surprise entrant from a predetermined pool of 9 superstars. YOU CAN DO THIS 1-3 TIMES.
You will not know who you have selected until you see them in the Rumble!
You may allocate ANY and ALL power-ups to your surprise entrant (allocations that end up being illegal will be converted into equivalent reroll counters).
Each surprise entrant is worth 2-8PTS. 55% of the entrants are worth 4-8PTS.
Guarantee: At least one 5-7PT entrant will be given away.

5PTS
-AJ Styles 8/5
-Braun Strowman 12/5
-Chris Jericho 7/5
-Randy Orton 7/5 (RKO: the QUEENMAKER power-up can be allocated to Orton for 2PTS)
-Roman Reigns 7/5

-Seth Rollins 6/5

6PTS
-Brock Lesnar 9/6
-CHAD GABLE & SHELTON BENJAMIN (Chad Gable 5/3, Shelton Benjamin 7/3) (this counts as selecting 2 wrestlers)
-CESARO & SHEAMUS (Cesaro 7/3, Sheamus 9/3) (this counts as selecting 2 wrestlers)
-John Cena 6/6
-Kurt Angle 7/6
-THE CLUB (Karl Anderson 6/3, Luke Gallows 9/3) (this counts as selecting 2 wrestlers)
-THE REVIVAL (Dash Wilder 6/3 , Scott Dawson 6/3) (this counts as selecting 2 wrestlers)
-Triple H 8/6

7PTS
-Undertaker 6/7

9PTS
-BEST FRIENDS (Kevin Owens 8/5, Sami Zayn 6/4) (if you select Best Friends you cannot select any other wrestlers, this counts as selecting 2 wrestlers)

XPTS
-Jinder Mahal 7/3, THE SINGH BROTHERS (Samir Singh 4/1, Sunil Singh 4/1) (Cruiserweights) (select Mahal for 3PTS or select all 3 for 5PTS)
-Rusev 7/4, Aiden English 6/2 (select Rusev for 4PTS or select both for 6PTS)
-THE NEW DAY (Big E Langston 5/3, Kofi Kingston 7/3, Xavier Woods 6/3) (select 2 of these 3 wrestlers for 6PTS or select all 3 for 9PTS)



POWER-UPS
You can buy each power-up as many times as you want, points allowing. When you buy a power-up you MUST immediately allocate it onto one of your wrestlers.

XPTS: X+1 REROLL COUNTERS
Acts like normal reroll counters. X points spent gives this wrestler X+1 reroll counters. When buying this power-up, one or more points must be spent.

1PT: CARDIO KING (can only be allocated to a HS 3-10 wrestler)
This wrestler removes 2 hits from themself if their RECOVERY ROLL sum is negative. (Cumulative with RING GENERAL).

1PT: CORNERMAN (can only be allocated to a Cardio King, Cruiserweight, Ring General, or Woman)
This wrestler may remove themself as a target from an Empty the Ring attack before the attack roll is made. This cannot be done if the attacker has RING GENERAL.
This wrestler may skip their turn (decline to attack) and remove 1 hit from themself if the only attackable targets are your other wrestlers.

2PTS: 205 (this power-up is allocated to all of your Cruiserweights)
When your Cruiserweight attacks by themself (Empty the Ring does not count), if the Cruiserweight would hit at 6 they hit at 5+ instead.

2PTS: HEAT OF THE RUMBLE
Do not underestimate your chances of being eliminated automatically. Anything CAN and WILL happen in the Royal Rumble!
When this wrestler is automatically eliminated, one of these power-ups can be immediately removed from this wrestler. If removed, this wrestler is no longer being eliminated and is immediately moved to the start or the end of the ring and is declared DOWN BUT NOT OUT.

2PTS: QUEENMAKER (this power-up is allocated to all of your Women)
When this Woman attacks (Empty the Ring does not count), if exactly three of the same number is rolled (not 6s), ignore this attack roll and the wrestler you attacked takes # hits. # equals the triple number (so 1-1-4-4-4 is 4 hits). Odds: Rough average is 2 in 7 chance of getting a triple per attack roll.

2PTS: TEAM PLAYER (this power-up is allocated to all of your wrestlers)
Your wrestlers can automatically Double Team with your other adjacent wrestlers. No declaration roll is made.
Your Double Team declaration rolls succeed on a roll of 3+ instead of 2+ or 4+.

3PTS: READY TO RUMBLE (cannot be allocated to a Cruiserweight or Woman)
When this wrestler is eliminated (not automatically), one of these power-ups can be immediately removed from this wrestler. If removed, this wrestler is no longer being eliminated and is immediately moved to the start or the end of the ring and is declared DOWN BUT NOT OUT. This wrestler immediately rolls 1D6 (this roll cannot be rerolled). If 5-6 is rolled then this wrestler gains a READY TO RUMBLE power-up!

3PTS: RING GENERAL (cannot be allocated to a Cruiserweight or Woman)
Whenever this wrestler tries to Empty the Ring, the Empty the Ring attempt succeeds on a roll of 2+ instead of 3+.
This wrestler removes 1 hit from themself if their RECOVERY ROLL sum is negative.
This wrestler gains 1 reroll counter if they roll a BOTCH/SHOOT and they may reroll such a roll (even against HS 6-7).

4PTS: RUMBLE ROYALTY (cannot be allocated to a Cruiserweight or Woman)
When this wrestler is eliminated in ANYWAY, one of these power-ups can be immediately removed from this wrestler. If removed, this wrestler is no longer being eliminated and is immediately moved to the start or the end of the ring or to any hole within the ring and MAY be declared DOWN BUT NOT OUT.

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New game I made, running multiple demos of it this year at Gen Con. Love of snakes not required. Lots of the Wednesday free tickets are already gone. If you want to read the rules just send me a pm.

https://www.gencon.com/event_finder/?utf8=%E2%9C%93&search=hissterics&opt%5B%5D=ta&opt%5B%5D=hh&ag%5B%5D=un&ag%5B%5D=eo&ag%5B%5D=tn&ag%5B%5D=ma&ag%5B%5D=tw&exp%5B%5D=no&exp%5B%5D=so&exp%5B%5D=ep

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The numbers in brackets located to the right of all lines of text indicate how many wrestlers are in the ring after the line of text has resolved.

Now let us all find out who drew number 1!

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Kevin Owens (Mitch!) enters #1 (1)

And introducing the man that drew number 2!

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Sheamus (Randy_Trash) enters #2 (2)

DING DING DING
ROUND 1
Owens and Sheamus slug it out back and forth (2)
Owens grabs Sheamus and whips him into the ropes (2)
POP-UP POWERBOMB nails Sheamus (2)
Owens picks up Sheamus and throws him over the top rope (2)
Sheamus is eliminated by Owens (1)
(Jim Ross: We have our first casualty of the 30th Royal Rumble and it didn't take long!)
ROUND 2
Cesaro (Randy_Trash) enters #3 (2)
(Jerry Lawler: Oh man! If only Sheamus could have hung on a little longer. Jim Ross: Lucky for Owens that he didn't.)
Owens whips Cesaro, Cesaro bounces off the ropes with a spinning elbow that nails Owens (2)
ROUND 3
Braun Strowman (Jokerfish) enters #4 (3)
Strowman smashes Cesaro as Owens watches from a corner (3)
ROUND 4
Jason Jordan (WC Champ) enters #5 (4)
Jordan and Cesaro team up against Owens (4)
Owens retaliates against Cesaro (4)
ROUND 5
Big E (Buddha Dudley) enters #6 (5)
Big E attacks Cesaro, Cesaro counters it easily (5)
ROUND 6
Cesaro is eliminated by Big E (4)
Big E is eliminated by Jordan+Strowman (3)
(Jim Ross: That was a unique double team. Very effective. Jerry Lawler: I'll say. They took his head off!)
ROUND 7
Roman Reigns (Rip) enters #7 (4)
Jordan saves himself from Owens (4)
ROUND 8
Reigns and Jordan double team Owens (4)
Owens is grabbing the top rope, both men try and lift Owens up and out (4)
Owens will not be moved! (4)
Strowman flings Reigns and Jordan aside (4)
Strowman rocks Owens with a huge clothesline (4)
Owens is eliminated by Strowman (3)
(Jim Ross: Man Owens was fighting for his life in there. But there was just too much firepower against him.)
ROUND 9
Jordan saves himself from Reigns (3)
Strowman moves to a neutral corner and watches Reigns beat on Jordan (3)
ROUND 10
John Cena (Daeva) enters #8 (4)
Cena grabs Reigns, ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT over the top rope (4)
Reigns is eliminated by Cena (3)
(Jim Ross: By God that was a huge elimination! Jerry Lawler: The Roman Empire has fallen JR!)
Jordan maneuvers towards Cena while Strowman takes to another corner (3)
Jordan creeps up on Cena and goes for a clothesline, Cena spins around and blocks the attack and retaliates in kind (3)
(Jerry Lawler: Strowman is being really crafty in their JR. I didn't expect that. Jim Ross: That makes him double dangerous King.)
ROUND 11
LIFTING ARM TRIANGLE CHOKE on Jordan from Strowman, Strowman walkS Jordan to the nearest ropes and tries to dump his lifeless body over the top rope (3)
Jordan is eliminated by Strowman (2)
Cena fires Strowman into a corner and follows up with a running elbow smash (2)
ROUND 12
Xavier Woods (Buddha Dudley) enters #9 (3)
Woods and Strowman double team Cena (3)
ROUND 13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwE_y4OSC5U

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Hacksaw Jim Duggan (rated SRH) enters #10 (4)
(Jerry Lawler: Ah! It's Hacksaw JR! That's a surprise! Jim Ross: The man that won the first ever Royal Rumble back in 1988 has just entered the 30th Royal Rumble! That's amazing!)
Duggan gets in the ring with a 2x4 and stands in a corner, no one dares come close to him, the refs try and get the board away from Duggan (4)
Strowman stares down Duggan (4)
ROUND 14
Seth Rollins (Randy_Trash) enters #11 (5)
Duggan finally dumps his board outside the ring (5)
Woods saves himself from Rollins (5)
ROUND 15
Chad Gable (WC Champ) enters #12 (6)
(Jim Ross: This Rumble has been as volatile, as Hell. So far 6 is the most superstars that we have had in the ring. Jerry Lawler: The last man eliminated was Jason Jordan and Gable just entered. If only Jordan could have held on a bit longer. Jordan did the same thing that Sheamus did JR.)
Gable and Duggan lay into Strowman (6)
Gable saves himself from Strowman (6)
Woods tries to double team with Duggan, but Duggan is being stubborn (6)
ROUND 16
Brock Lesnar (dilbert505) enters #13 (7)
(Jim Ross: A storm has just hit San Antonio! And it's name is Brock Lesnar!)
Lesnar strikes Rollins+Strowman+Duggan (7)
ROUND 17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzDFOxkW40A
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Finn Balor (Ekhari) enters #14 [8]
(Jerry Lawler: The Demon is back!)
Balor goes after a weakened Strowman, Rollins sees this and swoops in [8]
Strowman is eliminated by Balor+Rollins (7)
(Jim Ross: Balor makes an immediate impact here at the Royal Rumble!)
ROUND 18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV-EeE1Fj8I
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Nia Jax (Ekhari) enters #15 [8]
(Jerry Lawler: What!? Jim Ross: Following in the tradition of Chyna, Beth Phoenix, and Karma, Nia Jax has become the 4th woman in WWE history to enter a Royal Rumble!)
Jax gets in the ring and eyes Balor, Jax takes to a corner and watches the fray [8]
ROUND 19
Orton enters (CreedP) #16 (9)
Orton strikes at Lesnar (9)
ROUND 20
SNAKE EYES (double 1 entrance roll causes Orton to go to the end of the ring, Gable goes to the start of the ring) (9)
Gable and Balor take it to Lesnar (9)
Jax and Balor launch a second wave assault against Lesnar (9)
Lesnar makes a big recovery as he smashes Gable and Duggan (9)
Gable is eliminated by Lesnar [8]
(Jim Ross: For the love of God. Lesnar is a beast.)
Woods saves himself from Rollins [8]
Cena and Orton go at it [8]
ROUND 21
Balor and Jax eye each other, Balor moves to a neutral corner, Jax steps in front of him, acting as a human shield [8]
(Jim Ross: What is this King? Jerry Lawler: I think maybe the Demon's fiery stare has melted Nia's icy heart JR!)
Cena saves himself from Lesnar (that was a big save) [8]
Rollins and Duggan go after Lesnar, BOTCH ROLL, Lesnar throws Duggan away, Lesnar pummels Rollins [8]
(Jim Ross: Oh man. Rollins made a big time mistake there. I think that might cost him.)
Woods still can't convince Duggan to help him [8]
(Jerry Lawler: This is becoming pretty funny JR. Woods just can’t get Duggan to help him.)
ROUND 22
Rollins is eliminated by Balor+Jax (7)
(Jim Ross: Randy_Trash has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble by Ekhari. Balor and Jax are certainly making strange and effective bedfellows.)
Jax uses her body as a battering ram against Lesnar, both are hurt (7)
Cena saves himself from Orton (another gigantic save) (7)
Woods is pointing to a distracted Orton while pleading with Duggan (7)
Woods and Duggan come behind Orton (7)
Orton is eliminated by Woods+Duggan (6)
(Jim Ross: It was worth the wait! Woods and Hacksaw cut down the Viper!)
ROUND 23
Balor takes Duggan down, Duggan is hurting (6)
Balor holds Duggan down, Jax kicks Duggan over and over again (6)
Balor and Jax pick Duggan up, Duggan dazed throws wild punches, Jax and Balor back off (6)
Lesnar gets a huge adrenaline rush (removes 5 hits), Duggan backs into a waiting Lesnar, F5!!! (6)
Duggan is eliminated by Lesnar (5)
Cena saves himself from Woods+Lesnar, Cena is RUMBLE ROYALTY (5)
Cena gets back in the ring and hits a wild shoulder block on Jax (5)
ROUND 24
Cena RECOVERS (rolls double 5s, removes 4 hits and gains 2 reroll counters! Cena is suddenly back in this!) (5)
Jax fires Cena into a corner, Cena reverses and throws Jax in so hard she goes over the ringpost (5)
Jax is eliminated by Cena (4)
(Jerry Lawler: Whoah! Balor doesn't look happy JR.)
Balor and Lesnar double team Cena, it isn't very effective (4)
Woods comes in behind a busy Lesnar, Woods tips Lesnar over the top rope! (4)
Lesnar goes over the top and thuds onto the apron, Woods sees this and it BLOWS HIS MIND (4)
Lesnar rolls back into the ring (4)
Woods goes to a far off neutral corner and takes a breath (Woods removes 1 hit) (4)
ROUND 25
Curt Hawkins (Daeva) enters #17 (5)
Hawkins and Cena deal some damage to Lesnar (5)
ROUND 26
Samoa Joe (Rip) enters #18 (6)
Lesnar punches Hawkins and Joe, Hawkins is a mess (6)
ROUND 27
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-phPaAF5h4

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Kurt Angle (Rip) enters #19 (7)
(Jim Ross: WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL!? Jerry Lawler: KURT ANGLE! KURT ANGLE IS IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE! Jim Ross: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK! Jerry Lawler: I recommend against that JR! Jim Ross: The look on Cena and Lesnar's face is priceless! They can't believe it!)
Angle looks at Cena and Lesnar, Angle grabs Hawkins, RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX (7)
Hawkins is eliminated by Angle (6)
Jim Ross: A hellacious German suplex! Hawkins is eliminated. By God I've got goosebumps!)
ROUND 28
Kofi Kingston (Buddha Dudley) enters #20 (7)
TROUBLE IN PARADISE hits Joe, Joe goes back into Angle, ANGLE SLAM on Joe (7)
Kingston and Angle pick Joe up (7)
Joe is eliminated by Kingston+Angle (6)
(Jerry Lawler: Kurt Angle is a wrecking ball! It's true! Jim Ross: It's DAMN true!)
ROUND 29
Bray Wyatt (CreedP) enters #21 (7)
Wyatt and Kingston double team Lesnar to some effect (7)
ROUND 30
Lesnar saves himself from Angle+Kingston (big big save from Lesnar) (7)
Balor saves himself from Woods+Cena (7)
ROUND 31
Angle suplexes Woods over the top rope (7)
Woods saves himself from Angle (7)
Balor goes for SLING BLADE on Lesnar, Lesnar spins into and out of it, Lesnar is behind Balor, SUPLEX CITY (7)
Balor is eliminated by Lesnar (6)
ROUND 32
Cena saves himself from Wyatt+Kingston (6)
Woods saves himself from Angle (6)
Lesnar is a Ring General (removes 1 hit) (6)
Lesnar takes Angle down (6)
ROUND 33
Goldberg (MrPeoplesTeam) enters #22 (7)
(Jim Ross: Goldberg, Lesnar, Angle, and Cena are all in the ring! Good lord!)
Goldberg stares down Angle (7)
ROUND 34
Luke Harper (CreedP) enters #23 [8]
(Jerry Lawler: Wyatt and Harper are standing side by side. This could be huge!)
Kingston saves himself from Wyatt [8]
Woods saves himself from Angle [8]
ROUND 35
AJ Styles (rated SRH) enters #24 (9)
Harper and Goldberg collide with each other (9)
Goldberg is a Ring General (removes 1 hit) (9)
Cena saves himself from Angle (9)
Kingston saves himself from Angle (9)
Lesnar moves to a neutral corner (9)
Cena saves himself from Woods (9)
Woods saves himself from Cena (9)
ROUND 36
Sami Zayn (Jokerfish) enters #25 (10)
Lesnar is a Ring General (removes 1 hit) (10)
PÉLE KICK scores on Goldberg (10)
Goldberg is out on his feet, he stumbles over the top rope (10)
Goldberg instinctively hangs on, Goldberg falls backwards into the ring (10)
Styles' MIND IS BLOWN (10)
Harper lays down and holds onto the bottom rope strand (10)
Wyatt lays down next to Harper and follows suit (10)
(Jerry Lawler: What is this JR? Jim Ross: The Wyatts are taking a powder.)
Angle lands a moonsault on Woods, Angle gets Woods up (9)
Woods is eliminated by Angle (9)
Kingston saves himself from Cena (9)
ROUND 37
F5 on Styles, Lesnar tosses Styles out (9)
Styles is eliminated by Lesnar [8]
(Jerry Lawler: Lesnar just treated Styles like a piece of garbage! You can’t do that to The Champ! Jim Ross: rated SRH has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble by dilbert505.)
Wyatt and Harper rake Cena's eyes, they launch him over the top rope [8]
Cena goes over, his arm gets snagged between the top and second rope, Cena is locked in the ropes! [8]
Cena is able to flip himself up and back into the ring which frees his arm [8]
The Wyatt's MINDS ARE BLOWN! [8]
Kingston is eliminated by Angle (7)
(Jim Ross: Buddha Dudley has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble by Rip.)
ROUND 38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqJMosC54D0

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Shane McMahon (Ekhari) enters #26 [8]
(Jim Ross: Shane McMahon, the Smackdown commissioner is in the Royal Rumble! Shane should be our last surprise entrant.)
Zayn takes cover in an empty corner [8]
Cena saves himself from Harper+Wyatt [8]
ROUND 39
Undertaker (Suicidal_Sephiroth) enters #27 (9)
(Jim Ross: The Undertaker just entered in what is statistically the luckiest number in Royal Rumble history!)
Taker goes after Lesnar (9)
Harper moves off to a corner for a rest (9)
Cena saves himself from Angle (9)
Cena gets a breather (removes 1 hit) (9)
ROUND 40
Shinsuke Nakamura (WC Champ) enters #28 (10)
Nakamura and McMahon double team Goldberg (10)
ROUND 41
Chris Jericho (Mitch!) enters #29 (11)
Goldberg saves himself from Angle+Wyatt (11)
Angle saves himself from Harper+Wyatt (11)
Cena moves to an empty side of the ring (11)
ROUND 42
Jericho grapples with Cena, both men go over the top rope (11)
Cena is eliminated by Jericho (10)
Jericho is able to get back in the ring (10)
(Jim Ross: What a huge elimination for Jericho! Cena just couldn’t get it done. But Cena was in there for a Hell of a ling time, he entered the Royal Rumble at #8!)
McMahon is eliminated by Nakamura (9)
(Jim Ross: Ekhari has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble by WC Champ.)
Lesnar is a Ring General (removes 1 hit) (9)
Wyatt rests in a corner (9)
Zayn can't move Goldberg (9)
Angle saves himself from Lesnar (9)
Angles gets a brief rest (removes 1 hit) (9)
ROUND 43
Lesnar saves himself from Jericho+Nakamura, Lesnar is RUMBLE ROYALTY (9)
Wyatt is eliminated by Zayn+Harper [8]
(Jim Ross: Harper just stabbed Bray Wyatt in the heart!)
Goldberg makes a huge recovery [8]
JACKHAMMER on Angle [8]
Angle is eliminated by Goldberg (7)
(Jim Ross: Rip has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble by MrPeoplesTeam. Oh Angle was awesome in there. He has nothing to be ashamed about.)
ROUND 44
James Ellsworth (Daeva) enters #30 [8]
(Jim Ross: There are no more wrestlers to enter the Royal Rumble. The wrestlers left in the ring are: James Ellsworth (Daeva), Brock Lesnar (dilbert505), Chris Jericho (Mitch!), Shinsuke Nakamura (WC Champ), Undertaker (Suicidal_Sephiroth), Sami Zayn (Jokerfish), Luke Harper (CreedP), and Goldberg (MrPeoplesTeam).
Ellsworth takes a cheap shot at Lesnar [8]
ROUND 45
CODEBREAKER on Lesnar [8]
Lesnar is eliminated by Jericho (7)
(Jim Ross: dilbert505 has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble by Mitch!. Jerry Lawler: I guess Lesnar finally ran out of gas.)
Goldberg beats up Undertaker, Zayn, and Harper (7)
ROUND 46
Jericho takes to a neutral corner (7)
Everyone in the ring beats each other up, Nakamura, Undertaker, and Zayn are beaten up the most (7)
ROUND 47
Nakamura saves himself from Jericho+Ellsworth, Nakamura is READY TO RUMBLE (RTR respawns!) (7)
Zayn saves himself from Undertaker (7), Zayn is RUMBLE ROYALTY (7)
ROUND 48
Nakamura is no selling Zayn's offense (7)
Zayn is eliminated by Nakamura (6)
(Jim Ross: Jokerfish has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble by WC Champ.)
Undertaker saves himself from Jericho+Ellsworth+Harper, Undertaker is RUMBLE ROYALTY (6)
Goldberg takes up a new position in the ring (6)
ROUND 49
Goldberg is a Ring General (rerolls a terrible BOTCH against Jericho) (6)
Jericho saves himself from Goldberg (6)
Undertaker takes a needed break in a corner (6)
Ellsworth takes a beating from Nakamura then runs and hides in a corner (6)
ROUND 50
Undertaker is a Ring General (removes 1 hit) (6)
Ellsworth saves himself from Undertaker (6)
ROUND 51
Goldberg is a Ring General (removes 1 hit) (6)
Undertaker is eliminated by Goldberg+Harper (5)
(Jim Ross: A thunderous elimination! Suicidal_Sephiroth has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble by MrPeoplesTeam+Creed.)
Nakamura moves off to the side of the ring away from everyone else (5)
Jericho is eliminated by Harper (4)
(Jim Ross: Mitch! has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble by CreedP. Jerry Lawler: They're dropping like flies now JR.)
ROUND 52
Huge recovery from Ellsworth (4)
Ellsworth attacks Nakamura, Nakamura recovers and attacks Ellsworth (4)
ROUND 53
Nakamura saves himself from Goldberg (4)
DISCUS CLOTHESLINE from Harper (4)
Ellsworth is eliminated by Harper (3)
(Jim Ross: Daeva has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble by CreedP.)
ROUND 54
Goldberg hammers Harper and recovers (3)
ROUND 55
Nakamura saves himself from Goldberg (3)
ROUND 56
Nakamura saves himself from Lesnar, Namakura is READY TO RUMBLE (RTR does not respawn) (3)
Harper runs and dives at Goldberg (3)
Goldberg evades the move and Harper goes flying over the top rope (3)
Harper is eliminated by himself! (2)
(Jim Ross: CreedP has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble by himself!)
Goldberg gets a breather (removes 1 hit)
(Jim Ross: What a story here. Nakamura made it to the end of the Rumble last year also, but he could not eliminate Stardust. Jerry Lawler: If Nakamura fails like this again, I don’t know if he will be able to live with himself.)
ROUND 57
Goldberg turns to Nakamura, KINSHASA hits Goldberg (2)
Goldberg takes the hit and grabs Nakamura and tries to muscle him over the top rope (2)
Nakamura saves himself from Goldberg (2)
ROUND 58
Nakamura kicks Goldberg away and goes for another KINSHASA (2)
SPEAR!!! Nakamura is violently speared in midair (2)
Goldberg picks up Nakamura, Goldberg signals that Nakamura is about to be next (2)
Goldberg winds up and pitches Nakamura out, Nakamura grabs for the ropes, he has a hold of nothing (2)


THE WINNER OF THE TCO ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH:
GOLDBERG (MrPeoplesTeam)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guJhGmLsmRM


Most Eliminations:
Angle (4 - Rip), Harper (4 - CreedP), Lesnar (4 - dilbert505)
ALL TIME RECORD (30 man): Batista (9 - MrPeoplesTeam)

Most Player Eliminations:
CreedP (4)
ALL TIME RECORD (30 man): TimJR [8]

Most Saves:
Cena (8 - Daeva)
ALL TIME RECORD (30 man): Rock (10 - JDub), Punk (10 - Queensryche), Ryder (10 - Homeless)

Longest In the Rumble:
Cena (33 consecutive rounds - Daeva)
ALL TIME RECORD (30 man): Luger (56 consecutive rounds - Phenominal1)

Rumble Length:
58 rounds
ALL TIME RECORD (30 man): 2016 Royal Rumble (65 rounds)
ALL TIME RECORD (40 man): Royal Rumble REVENGE Match (73 rounds)


CONGRATULATIONS MrPeoplesTeam, you have won the TCO Royal Rumble AND you fought off Nakamura. Like Stardust did last year. Poor Nakamura. Still no two time winner yet. Please contact me for your prize.
That final 3. It broke my heart when Harper eliminated himself, sorry CreedP. Nakamura declared DOWN BUT NOT OUT and Harper was forced to make a bad attack while he had 10 hits on himself and no reroll counters. Earlier on Goldberg had 12 hits on himself, he was pretty much done. But in one round he rolled double 6s to recover (6 hits removed and a reroll counter gained) and he eliminated Angle (6 hits removed), insane! Right at the end Nakamura hit big and had a recovery roll, but the recovery roll whiffed and Nakamura had no reroll counters. Could have been a different story for Goldberg.
I hope everyone enjoyed the TCO Royal Rumble!

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Jim Ross: Well folks we are almost ready to Rumble.
Jerry Lawler: You're back!
Jim Ross: The band is back together. At least for tonight.
Jerry Lawler: Are you working on a handshake deal JR?
Jim Ross: Yeah a handshake and a pat on the back. A pat on the back is about 18 inches away from a kick in the pants. Isn't that what Gorilla Monsoon used to say? But by God I am excited to be here and to be calling the 30th annual Royal Rumble!
Jerry Lawler: Great to have you back JR. The Rumble is going to amazing this year.
Jim Ross: The Rumble is stacked. Undertaker, Goldberg, Brock Lesnar, Braun Strowman. That's some heavy lumber in there.
Jerry Lawler: What about the surprises JR? We have got 5 surprise entrants this year. And people are predicting some wild names. Do you think Shaquille O'Neal is going to be in the Royal Rumble? How cool would it be to see Shaq slam dunk superstars out of the ring?
Jim Ross: Well that would be awesome. We know Kurt Angle is being inducted into the WWE Hall of fame this year. Kurt Angle is not here tonight and by his own admission he will not be part of the Rumble.
Jerry Lawler: That's a shame JR.
Jim Ross: I agree. Rumors are swirling that Stone Cold is in the arena tonight. I can't imagine he will enter the Rumble, but who knows. HBK is here but I will be the most shocked person in this arena if HBK enters the Rumble.
Jerry Lawler: All day we've heard names from NXT and even the UFC that might be Rumble bound.
Jim Ross: I've heard names like Conor McGregor, Bobby Roode, even Rob Van Dam and a few names from New Japan.
Jerry Lawler: I can't wait for this Royal Rumble JR. I'm happy you're back and I'm happier that the idiot Dolph Ziggler won't be in the Rumble tonight.
Jim Ross: This Royal Rumble should be amazing. With the talent, both known and unknown that will be in there this year, anyone drawing a low number is going to have a tall hill to climb. We are getting word that the Rumble is about to start. Let's go down to the ring and find out who drew #1.
Jerry Lawler: I hope it's Shaq.


Now let us all find out who drew number 1!


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw5nVVMeHIo


FULL RESULTS WILL BE POSTED THIS SATURDAY AFTERNOON.

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REMEMBER THE RUMBLE

Flashback 2015
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ROUND 53
Cesaro is down in a corner (4)
Cena and Lesnar are brawling against the ropes (4)
Lesnar is eliminated by Cena (3)
(Michael Cole: CreedP has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble by Suicidal_Sephiroth. There goes your last pick King. Jerry Lawler: Shut up Cole.)
Cena is no longer in HUSTLE mode (3)
Cena is exhausted and leaning on the ropes, Lesnar makes a grab for Cena from the outside, Cena backs away and trash talks Lesnar (3)
Bunny is on the opposite side of the ring, Bunny hops towards Cena, on the last hop Bunny jumps into the air (3)
Heyman is begging Lesnar to leave ringside, Cena turns towards the center of the ring with his back against the ropes, BUNNY HOP DROPKICK connects (3)
Cena is eliminated by Bunny (2)
(Michael Cole: Suicidal_Sephiroth has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble by Buddha Dudley. JBL: What the hell is going on here!? The Bunny! Is it rabbit season!? Somebody give me a shotgun!)
Bunny is hopping for joy, Cesaro springs up from the corner and swings in behind Bunny and flings Bunny over the top (2)
THE WINNER OF THE TCO ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH:
CESARO (WC Champ)

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Get ready to have your mind blown this Saturday.
Rumble pre-show starts Friday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGQ5D_wxHXw

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Sign-ups are OVER and this post has been DELETED!



Brother Daeva, I knew you'd come.

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Sign up is closed for the 2017 TCO Royal Rumble.
Mitch!, you did not allocate your power-ups so I did randomly.
Welcome to first time Rumble players: rated SRH and Ekhari.
Rumble pre-match teaser will be posted on Friday 27th. Full show/results will be posted on the afternoon of Saturday 28th. Good luck to everyone.

Here is the line up for the TCO Royal Rumble!

CreedP
TO THE 30TH POWER - Success
Bray Wyatt - Reroll Counters x2, Team Player
Luke Harper - Reroll Counters x2, Team Player
Randy Orton - Reroll Counters x4, Team Player

dilbert505
Brock Lesnar - Blow Their Mind, Ring General, Rumble Royalty

Mitch!
Chris Jericho - Blow Their Mind, Team Player
Kevin Owens - Reroll Counters x2, Team Player

MrPeoplesTeam
Goldberg - Blow Their Mind, Ring General, Rumble Royalty

Suicidal_Sephiroth
Undertaker - Cardio King, Ring General, Rumble Royalty

Buddha Dudley
TO THE 30TH POWER - Failure (Your roll was booty, but don't you DARE be sour!)
Big E - Cardio King, Team Player
Kofi Kingston - Blow Their Mind, Team Player
Xavier Woods - Cornerman, Team Player

WC Champ
TO THE 30TH POWER - Success
Chad Gable - Reroll Counters x2, Team Player
Jason Jordan - Reroll Counters x2, Team Player
Shinsuke Nakamura - Reroll Counters x2, Team Player, Ready To Rumble

rated SRH
AJ Styles (The Champ That Runs The Camp) - Cardio King, Cornerman, Ready To Rumble
Surprise Entrant

Daeva
TO THE 30TH POWER - Success
Curt Hawkins - Reroll Counters x2
James Ellsworth - Reroll Counters x2
John Cena - Reroll Counters x4, Blow Their Mind, Rumble Royalty

Ekhari
TO THE 30TH POWER - Success
Surprise Entrant - Reroll Counters x2, Cornerman
Surprise Entrant - Reroll Counters x2, Cornerman
Surprise Entrant - Reroll Counters x2, Cornerman

Rip
TO THE 30TH POWER - Failure
Roman Reigns - Team Player
Samoa Joe - Team Player
Surprise Entrant - Team Player

Randy_Trash
TO THE 30TH POWER - Success
Cesaro - Reroll Counters x2, Team Player
Seth Rollins - Reroll Counters x2, Blow Their Mind, Team Player
Sheamus - Reroll Counters x2, Team Player

Jokerfish
Braun Strowman
Sami Zayn - Ring General, Rumble Royalty

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In accordance with years past, I shall post the entire Rumble results all at once.
Player roster and TO THE 30TH POWER results will be posted sometime this Friday.

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Oh, I'd rather wait and get it all at once, if you please.  :)

And I really... really... thought about going with the 205 route, TJP/Swann/TBK.  Too bad those guys will probably be lawn darts in the actual Rumble for guys like Goldberg and Brock...

CREED

1 for Rumble text dump.
Not really surprised about the lack of Cruiserweights. As far as HS0-4 goes, we have Styles 4/6. Interesting to see that. The HS 0-4 guys can be really good IF they can enter late.

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The sign up period is over. All Royal Rumble numbers have been claimed.
I will post a full player roster with the results of TO THE 30TH POWER this Friday or Saturday.
I plan on posting the full Rumble results on Saturday 28th. I was thinking of breaking it up over a 3 day period this year, so Thursday-Saturday.
If players/readers have a preference, please let me know.

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28 wrestlers entered.
2 Rumble numbers left.

Still tanks like Big Show, Kane, and Mark Henry left.
So far only 1 Cruiserweight has entered.

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